FIFA World Cup: 8 types of girlfriends and wives during a soccer game

All roads currently lead to the 21st Fifa World Cup set to be hosted by Russia and seeing that Nigeria qualified, you already know it’s about to be a frenzy down here.
Stats aren’t needed to know that football is mostly a male thing and what this means is that the attention of our men is about to be fully snatched for the next one month… All I can say is, thank goodness for those of us who do not have partners🙄🙄🙄.
As for the fanatic men that do have partners, chances are, you’re going to be dealing with one of the below-identified personalities for the next twenty-something to thirty days.

1.The Food Supplier🍕🥡🌭

If your chic falls under this category, there’s no doubting that you are going to gain a few pounds before the world cup is over. Your finance is likely to dip too especially if you’re in the habit of gathering the entire neighborhood at yours to watch the game.

2.The Pacifier👶👶👶

So sorry baby, I’ll let you beat me at FIFA…

This one’s sole purpose this Russia’18 is to soothe you with sympathy and kisses everytime your favourite team concedes a goal. Let’s hope our Super Eagles do not leave our hearts shattered this time around but even if they do, this type of bae has got her boo covered.

3. The H0rny Queen of Disturbance

Babe, the D will always be here but the world cup won’t…

Surely there’s something about soccer that turns this category of girlfriends and wives on. It is only when a game is about to start that they begin to prance around in forbidden body suits and even birthday suits. To our brothers who have over time developed the skill to resist these temptresses, more power to you. But as for those who still fall for the shenanigans of these daughters of Eve, here’s saying that your lives matter. You can always try to catch the highlights later😜😜😜.

4. The Unnecessary Screamer😆😆😆

These clueless ones do not want to know who scored which goal in whose net. Even when it is an own goal, they will raise their pitches to the heavens, giving themselves and everyone around them mini heart attacks.

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5.The Blondie🧓🧓🧓

From these ones, expect the cutest, yet most stupid questions like:
Is that Nigeria wearing green? (even when it is clearly a Nigerian match)

When is Chelsea going to play? (Yes ma… Chelsea will play the world cup😑😑🙄)
Please do not ignore their questions as you might not be able to handle the ripple effect. Simply smile back, reply with nods if you’re too engrossed for speech and keep watching your game for peace to reign in your land.

6. The angry bird of Telemundo😡😡😡

Your dinner is served… In Russia!!!!!

These ones will spend the next couple of weeks hissing and throwing subliminal shots at you, the TV and the entire organizers of the world cup. The extreme ones are likely to even hide the remote control just so nothing comes between them and Telemundo or Zee world.

7.The Football Efiko⚽⚽⚽

By virtue of hanging with you and your football a$s, these ones have been converted into soccer believers. Please expect extra commentary in addition to the one happening on TV because they must let you know the name of the stadium the game is being played, the names of the coaches, referees, and even the linesmen.🙄🙄🙄

8. The fine boy hunter😍😍😍

Alex Iwobi issa snack!!!

I’d probably have fallen under this category if I had bae but God seems to have other plans. The sole mission of this group of ladies is to look out for all the hotties on the pitch and checking out their chiseled bods and d!ck prints😍😍😍. To all my girls in this department, you might want to do this with caution so you don’t wind up partnerless by the time the world cup is over. We do not need you oversaturating our already saturated singles market🙄🙄🙄. Thanks.
Have I left any out? Please update me in the comments…

Go Super Eagles!!!