When You Fail Waec In Flying Colours, And you start to analyze your result—meme collection

When you buy waec scratch card to check your result and this is what you see

Hay! Home Goal

Your parents have beaten nonsense and bastard into your body

Because of ordinary 7 F9, these ones want to send me to heaven

One week later, you start to analyze your result and look deeply into it

How did I even fail gan gan?

Government- E8. How am I even supposed to pass government with all these Nigerian politicians fighting upandan

Literature-F9. Is it not only God can understand what that Shakespeare man was saying

Any small thing, "Whence dost thee?"
Simple English, Baba cannot write for us

English-F9. Did I write my paper in French?

Somebody in waec kuku hates me

Tourism-F9. When they won't teach someone practical

Let's go on tour, they won't answer

Civic Education-F9. The only Civic Education I need is how to fight conductors for my change

When I become UK citizen, I will be passing Civic Education

Maths F9. They didn't kuku teach us what came out

I can't pass what I don't know

Biology E8. When the lab is always smelling nko?

I don't even want to be a doctor

Yoruba F9. I kuku want to study Law.

Yoruba is not among the subjects I must pass

CRS F9. Beht am I not a child of God again?

As you're thinking your neighbor's son enters to say, "My mummy say I should ask how many A's you got"

You and your mummy are aproko. Mumu.